I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.
Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

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theb3ckm4nator:

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

Did Top Gear make this?

That last comment doe

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bryantsupreme:

I dont receive Oral sex nearly as much as I deserve…I’ll tell you that much.

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

earthdaily:

A Dot in the Galaxy by IkodoMoonstrife

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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salt-water-s0ul:

actuallywatson:

I like my beaches like I like my men… nice.

goodvibes~

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

ecchiboo:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

I wanna be this cute gf